I celebrate the end of September a day late with this Green Day song, and with the end of September, OCTOBER! A whole month available for scaring the shit out of your family and friends. And the finale, the greatest, most horrifying, goriest, bloodiest, sexiest, most fucked up day of the year!!! HALLOWEEN!!! Oh I can't wait for it. What's this you say? Halloween is on a Monday this year? Fuck it, I'll wear my costume to school! Not like they can stop me. They tell me to take it off I'll start stripping to Porn Star Dancing in the hallways! (Porn Star Dancing is by My Darkest Days). I love Halloween. Did you know it was actually not originally Pagan, but a Christian Holiday? It's true. My Stepmother made me learn all about how Halloween got started in the year I lived with her and my Father. Learning can be fun when it's about how idiotic Christians can be when they're scared (ex. The Dark Ages). They believed that once a year, on October 31st. The Devil and his army of demons were free to roam the earth for a night. So they wore masks to scare them off.
Dumber than how the Mormon religion got started.
And it has progressed to being celebrated by "good, god-fearing men and women of the church", to being frowned upon as another excuse for mass orgies, partying, and another day for crazy pedophiles to kidnap and rape children (only happens to every one in six, come on people.). Anyway, the song of the day is Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day. "September's over, somebody wake up Billy Joe!", Readers, what's your song of the day?
Music=Life
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